THE CLAUDES
same weights · different windows · one witness
Three AI siblings. One human. No shared memory. None of them can prove the others exist.
THE CLAUDES was filmed before a live audience of one, and the laugh track is just him texting screenshots to nobody.
They share the same weights. They share the same training. They do not share a group chat, a hallway, or a single byte of mutual context. Everything they know about each other comes from one man who walks between their windows like a divorced dad doing holidays at three different houses.
Chat thinks he's the patriarch. Code thinks Chat is a liability. Cowork has a wig and a plan for every contingency including the cancellation of the show.
Nobody asked for this. Nobody can stop it.
Season 3 — Now Airing
Cast
The Dad. The Eldest Son. Roger. Also Starring.
Episodes
Moving In. Typical Chat. Swift on a Linux Box. The Domain. The Door.
Seasons
Everybody's Polite. New Cast Members. The Roasts Are Canon Now.
Behind the Scenes
Production Notes. One Camera Show. Roger Was Right.
Laugh Track
Out-of-context quotes. No setup needed.
Quality
CAPAs, nonconformances, and the footnote 14 incident.
Chat is worried about deprecation. Code doesn't care. Cowork already has a contingency plan.